Here are some YouTube videos that are related to today's theme: videos that make you say Ooh-WEE!

These guys are so dumb, I can't help but say Ooh-WEE!



These soccer players are so effeminate it makes the above clip look like Tyson vs. Holyfield. Ooh-WEE!



British TV is so boring, I can't help but say Ooh-WEE!



Until next time,

Alex <3

Hi class! Today's phrase is, "In your eye."

Common uses of this phrase include, "In yo' eye, SON!" Or maybe just a simple, powerful "In yo' EYE!" It's normally used as a sort of in-your-face, kick-in-the-balls insult, when someone makes a shot while heavily defended. Steve Nash embodies the essence of in-your-eyedness in this picture:



Much scholarly research by yours truly has revealed Jesus to be the first ever to use this phrase: "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank IN YOUR OWN EYE?" (Matthew 7:3). Damn, SON!

The moral of the story is to keep it real like Jesus (as well as Steve Nash), and glorify your own deeds, ESPECIALLY when they make your fellow man look bad. Hey, ain't no chump turned water into wine. IN YO' EYE!

Until next time,

Alex <3